I have a big problem in ZhongGuo Gangbi Luntan. Biyou there got balls to play personal attacks on me! Wo Cao, I could hardly believe that those people would dare come on to me (a JJ-brust administrator in a small town) like that. It's suck and I demand you and your staff to help me right now. Otherwise I would transfer 0.1 RMB to your Zhifubao account and call the Jingcha! Real de Laugh le!
The police office advices me to suck myself. How could this possibly happen?